7th Heaven Goes to Hell

Family oriented, espousing family values, the message sent to viewers comes under scrutiny.

by Marley Elizabeth Greiner
Executive Chair, Bastard Nation


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Safe Haven advocates found themselves in "7th Heaven" recently when the highly rated WB family-friendly series promoted anonymous baby dumping as a commonsense alternative to legal and informed relinquishment.

In a subplot in the September 30, 2002 episode, The Enemy Within, 16 year-old Simon Camden is faced with the daunting task of helping a former girlfriend hide her pregnancy from her parents, who would, she claims (with no evidence), "kill her" if they knew her predicament. Simon, with mild objection, facilitates both her refusal to talk to her parents and her decision to forgo pre-natal care and counseling. (Even a visit to Planned Parenthood or a crisis pregnancy center would have been helpful.) Instead, after reading Safe Haven propaganda in the high school newspaper and checking with a cop, Simon opts for "legal abandonment" - what Safe Haven pushers quaintly call "non-bureaucratic relinquishment" - a baby dump.

Rev. Camden, and his slightly disturbing sexy wife, Annie, would be little amused by the scheme. One can only imagine their disquiet if Mary or Lucy - or better yet, Ruthie in a couple of years - decided to dump a baby. The Camdens are the Cleavers on the cusp of the new millennium. They are the most functional and responsible couple on the tube. They are Christians. They do not drink or smoke. They dress well and they seldom utter a discouraging word. They really care. Yet, despite the surfeit of moral uplift we regular viewers of "7th Heaven" have come to know and love (or sneer at, as the case may be), Simon responds neither functionally nor responsibly when the magic baby appears. He delivers the secret newborn into the arms of a weepy nurse while his compassionate detective friend watches in the shadows. Like the bathwater, responsibility to oneself and others, accepting the consequences of one's actions - personal and family values that the Camdens have putatively imbued in Simon - are thrown out with the baby.

But moral ambiguity does not set well in Glen Oak, USA. The usual well-made tale is mussy. It isn't about Mary's bounced checks, or Annie's night out with the girls, or the chimp in the tree. It's about what happens to a baby's life and identity; it's about superficial answers to complex problems; it's about public policy that devalues women and children, their shared histories, their futures. Ends are left dangling.

Perhaps the storyline will be revisited but, in the meantime, viewers are left with unpretty questions about the mother and the baby:Next page > No Blame, No Shame, No Name > Page 1, 2

Marley Elizabeth Greiner is the co-founder and Executive Chair of Bastard Nation: The Adoptee Rights Organization. She is also the editor and publisher of Baby Dump News, a weekly e-newsletter that tracks baby abandonments, Safe Haven legislation, and related topics.
Bastard Nation: the Adoptee Rights Organization
Bastard Nation: Statement on Legalized Abandonment Laws
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